The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The power to die at will

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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the power to die on command

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to pee any color

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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the power to have a power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!