The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The power to see through bones.

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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!