The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to time travel to the end of the world.

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The ability to fly 1/2 mm above ground, and only on dry land... no water walking

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The power to have no power.

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The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!