The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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the power to die

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to be HUMAN

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to do nothing

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!