The power to make cats burp.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!