The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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KeemStar

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!