The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The super power to control paper.

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to write a country song

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!