The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!