the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The power to make cats burp.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to have no one read this post

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!