The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The power to be buried at sea

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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The power to get AIDS.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!