the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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the power to not have a power

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to give yourself cancer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!