The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The ability to switch out elevator music with NPR

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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the power to taste your own spit

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The ability to go 100% slower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!