The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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the power to lose your power at will

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to have a power

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!