The power to never finish your sentences because

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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the power to find children extremely attractive

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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penis

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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the power to transform into a rock.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!