The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to sleep

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!