The power to speak Braille.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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the power to

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power of making your tits smaller

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to have every power, including the power that forcibly removes all of your other powers.

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!