the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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the power to talk backwards

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!