The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power to die at will.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!