the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to smell any point in time

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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the power to fire my lazer

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!