The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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To be able to bend glass at will but if any of the glass breaks you break with it

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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The power to understand myspace

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The power to Chang ur hair coler but only when ur bald

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!