The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!