The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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The power to change the colour of your internal organs.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to have car insurance, but only when you don't have a car.

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the power to die at will

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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Guys, it's over.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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the power to commit crime.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The power to do math when your trying to answer a question in english lessons

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!