The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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the power die if you think.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to get foot-boners

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The ability to shrink your penis

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!