The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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the power to fail at life

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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Being Aquaman

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the ability to copy other super power used against you, problem is your the only superhero

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The Power of cheese

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!