The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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Balls.

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!