The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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anything Aquaman does

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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the power to be powerless

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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the power to be phone

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to resist trolling.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!