The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to make elton john gay

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to only see glass.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to float without gravity.

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the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

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to have the super power to do nothing

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!