the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

the power to die at will

http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

The power to walk into Mordor.

The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

the ability to solve paradoxes

The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

The power spite flower

To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

The power to see light as it appears on an object.

Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

The ability to produce water but only when under water.

The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

The power to die at will

The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!