the power to fail at life

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power to aquire pointless superpowers

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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Guys, it's over.

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!