The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The ability to not finish sen...

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to make elton john gay

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power of love

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!