The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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Invisible handwriting.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!