The power to be afraid of horses.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide.

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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the power to

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!