The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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the power to die on command

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The superpower to have a superpower

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the power to have a power.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!