The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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the power to be phone

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The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!