The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to do nothing.

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to shit in your eye

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!