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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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the power to die

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!