the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to sleep

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to spell backwards.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!