The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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Dejavu

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!