the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The Power of cheese

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to lick your own back...

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to communicate with nearby aliens

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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power to breathe

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to do nothing

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The power to bleed

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!