To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to attract bullets

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!