the power to have no one read this post

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The ability to make your text green on google

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power of trolling your self

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!