Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

thumb_up thumb_down +62

The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

thumb_up thumb_down +60

The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

thumb_up thumb_down +58

The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

thumb_up thumb_down +56

Black power

thumb_up thumb_down +54

the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

thumb_up thumb_down +46

The power to be born.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

thumb_up thumb_down +40

The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

thumb_up thumb_down +36

The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

The ability to be a successful troll.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

thumb_up thumb_down +20

The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

thumb_up thumb_down +2

the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

thumb_up thumb_down +2

the power to die....

thumb_up thumb_down -4

The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Being able to fly.... in the water.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!