The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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Black power

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to be born.

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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the power to die....

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!