The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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the power to

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the power to have no powers.

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power to see through horses

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The powerto become horny at will, but nothing can be done about it.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to remember long sequences of numbers. But only the even ones.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!