The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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ability to fly in a plane

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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the power to shit cellulose

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!