The power to change the color of foliage. In the name of justice.

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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the power to tickle people just by looking at them.

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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the ability to think of pointless superpowers

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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The power to cure cancer, but cause death by radiation poisoning.

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The power to sneeze backwards

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The power to simply walk into mordor

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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The power to sit anywhere

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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Batman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!