power to see through glass doors

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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the ability to be invisible when nobodies looking at you

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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the ability to transport anywhere and into any situation, but you never know where

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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The Power to count backwards extra swiftly.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to shit on command.

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power to ma-FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!!

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The power to noot be able to see rain.

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!