the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The ability to run quickly, but you cannot walk.

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The ability to see through glass.

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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The power to fly....underwater

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The ability to throw your hat up in the air and have it stay stuck up there in mid-air. We're gonna make it afterall.

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the power to jizz on cue

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The power

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the power to poop pee

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!