The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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The abliity to fall asleep while

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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the power of cosmic pimping with a space suit on!

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Steel kidneys

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!