The ability to walk over ball pits.

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to look into the past

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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the power to make to much coffee

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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the power to speak in Braille.

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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the power to be powerless.

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The ability to blow strawberries

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The power to switch gender identity

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!