The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The power to know why how the frige light only turn on when you open.

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the power to fly, only when in the cabin of an airplane

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago

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NMR Vision

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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The power to summon a candle stick. Once.

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The power to be Caleb Fox.

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the power to shit cellulose

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The ability to clap your hands in Spanish

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!