the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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The ability to dance like Steven Hawking. xD

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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The power of Pinesol baby

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to sneeze backwards

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The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it

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The power to eat anything you like and still be fat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!