the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

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The power to hypnotize aliens.

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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The power to cure cancer, but cause death by radiation poisoning.

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the ability to talk to animals, but only when discussing politics

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

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the power to not watch south park

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning form your hands

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The ability to see through shallow water.

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The ability to shoot blueberry muffins from my fingertips.

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The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

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The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

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The power to cut onion without crying.

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the power to suck your elbow

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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the power to sizzle like bacon

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Laser pointer vision.

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The power to pass incredibly powerful gas at the most inconvenient of times

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The power to have no powers

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The ability to see with night vision, but only during daylight hours.

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!